“I’d like to again thank England for sending us to paradise for punishment. #theashes #ReturnTheUrn #RISE #engvaus pic.twitter.com/WEvgKgznkO”
“Please could we have a nice boring day at Trent Bridge? A couple of century partnerships, 3 or 4 wickets max?”
“Alastair Cook and Kevin Pietersen have now added more runs batting together in Test cricket than Hobbs and Sutcliffe (who added 3339)”
“Trent Bridge weather forecast: Blazing sunshine and beers leading to mid afternoon kips and then early evening lairyness. Wish I was there.”